somoan piledriver 

The act of having a female lay on her back, then putting her legs behind her head, and finally ramming your dick up her ass as hard as possible without warning.

The stupid ho screamed like a stuck pig when I administered the somoan piledriver upon her ass.

somoan piledriver by 2-piece March 29, 2003

somoan grill 

when one is on a party bus and they get there genital sucked by a somoan (almost black) female and in the process she nibbles on his penis thinking it is a chicken drumstick

Sam Eisenberg got somoan grilled on that party bus last night by jeralyn.

somoan grill by vladamire pooty May 11, 2009

Somoan Backwash 

Kissing a girl who has sucked a dick without prior knowledge.

"Did you hear? The Prom King got a Somoan Backwash"

Somoan Backwash by DoctorBadDragon November 19, 2016

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011