soumili 

She is sweet to everyone,and pretty both from inside and outside!When she loves,she loves unconditionally!She is always there for everyone in need.But when she goes through some pain,she never let anyone to know,and always keeps her smilling face on.
So when you go through any problem,do not forget to contact a Soumili,she will be there for you!And if you already have her,never let her go,because once she is gone,is gone.

Person 1: I am going through some really rough time.I don't know how to cope with it.
Person 2: Did you talked to Soumili!She always gives me the right advice.
Person 1: Hey!I haven't considered that!I will talk to her.

soumili by The girl on the train June 8, 2021

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Somalian River Rat by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Somaliapolis 

1) Slang term for Minneapolis, MN due to the high number of Somali immigrants.

2) Describes the many cultural activities, restaurants, and the Somali mall in South Minneapolis.

3) The nickname for the Cedar-Riverside area of Minneapolis.

You even buy Halal meat in Somaliapolis.

Somaliapolis by revrock March 10, 2011