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n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room. This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert. |
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| 2. | Soiler Alert | ||
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The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants. Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!
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