softwood lumber 

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

softwood lumber by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

Artie softwood 

This person is literally the fates guy you will know he is also autistic and thinks he’s the best

Artie softwood is you friend

Artie softwood by Kalden brooks November 2, 2023

soffwood

The Doctor selling left over bonbons downs the halls ways from me. He can often be seen dancing his way into the He Ho C to ask "Michael" for frivilous little tasks while "Michael" is on the phone with Ted Turner, or Colin Powell. Soffwood's assists stance is Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre.

"Michael, could you make my satellite work within the next five minutes. Ive left the instuctions on a kleenex with Jorre Jorre Jorre Jorre de Jorre. By the way, your not supposed to know this, but your being promoted, hung-sorefeet is being fired, and the depot is moving to Winnipeg"

soffwood by Sierra Gauthier February 17, 2005

Soft Wood 

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

Soft Wood by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

softstan_softwoo

the most unproblematic and caring kpop tiktoker there is, with over 100k likes and gaining tons of followers daily!

omg do you know softstan_softwoo ?
omg yes I love their page!

I know right they’re so sweet!

softstan_softwoo by PoPtArTz_LiFe_LoL December 24, 2020

ms softgoods 

harry styles

“who’s ms softgoods?”
“oh, it’s harry styles.”

ifykyk

ms softgoods by angelsue April 23, 2025