softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.

After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.

softitute by softitute September 28, 2011

Sofiitude 

A measurement of Straightness, Cuteness, and Awesome. The first and
second, usually measured in "as a rainbow" and "thrice", respectively.

It is usually applied to one who is madepic, and prefers popcorn and metal.

Man: "Dude, your girlfriend has SO much Sofiitude!"
Dude: "Yeah man, I know! She's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute!"

Sofiitude by Joel C. Birney May 26, 2008

tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009

lacrosse-stitutes 

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.

"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"

lacrosse-stitutes by Surperbartender April 22, 2005

Sofitude 

Sofitude is a unit of both Straightness and Cuteness. It is both as straight as a rainbow, and thrice as cute.

Sofii has SO Much sofitude going on, she's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute

Sofitude by Noodlesis July 19, 2009

lacrosse-stitute 

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.

'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'

lacrosse-stitute by Tacoman May 22, 2006

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

Chronic Wangular Softitude by Develi-what! October 27, 2006