soft shit
soft shit by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009
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Soft shit by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018
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soft-shit
Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
soft-shit by Charisma Resistant October 30, 2008
Soft as shit
Soft as shit by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022
soft-serve shits
fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
soft-serve shits by introspectacle January 13, 2011
Softshite
1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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