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Soft As Fuck 

The opposite of Hard as Fuck. Used to describe a person or situation as weak, pussy like or just really not tough.
Bob's not drinking tonight, He's soft as fuck.

"Why didn't you fight that rento cop?"
"Cause he's soft as fuck"
Soft As Fuck by Deppenator January 31, 2009

Soft as butter 

An expression to describe an absolute pussy who makes the most cowardly person look like a hero.

Therefore, one who is 'as soft as butter' is so feeble that they are likened to butter.
Q: Is Tim playing footy this weekend?

A: No, he is soft as butter
Soft as butter by Hubsy August 13, 2010

Soft as shit 

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior
Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!
Soft as shit by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

soft as cheeks 

N. A slang word used to ridicule someone who is acting weak, like a bitch, crybaby, pussy, scared, etc.

You bitch! That fine ass girl asked you to dance and u were to scared, your soft as cheeks u pussy.

Soft as a pensioner's turd 

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

soft as charmin 

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.