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Sicksturbate 

Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.
Sicksturbate by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Sobsterbate 

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
Sobsterbate by Annie July 1, 2005

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot
i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate
socksturbate by murema October 10, 2014

Sobsterbate 

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time
I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate
Sobsterbate by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026