sockdeweller Share definition Flag One who jerks off into a sock to save cleaning up the mess. "You should have seen my little Timmy's sock's in the wash. If i didnt know better i'd say he'd been sockdwelling again." sockdeweller by Splitter May 13, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the sockdeweller mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch