Tijuana sock-warmer 

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

Tijuana sock-warmer by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Sock Wars 

The largest, bloodiest, extreme knitting tournament in the world.

When you sign-up you receive a top-secret file containing your target's information. To "kill" your target, you must follow the pattern to make a weapon (a pair of socks) for your event, and mail it to your target. Your target is "dead" when they receive your weapon. Your target then sends their incomplete weapon to you, along with their target's information, and you complete their weapon to kill their target. At the same time you are trying to kill your target, your assassin is trying to kill you.

"Sock Wars has been brutal; I haven't slept in two weeks!"

Sock Wars by FiberLily April 23, 2009

sock wars 

the gruesome battle in which the purpose is to remove anothers sock while they attempt to remove yours. it sounds a little gay but is actually very intense. Most fun with at least six playing simultaneously. Teams are encouraged.

Lets go to amandas house and have sock wars...but not on sunday mornings.

sock wars by stuuuuuuuuu December 15, 2008

sock wars 

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.

My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.

sock wars by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011

warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

warm sock by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017

Two Mice in a Warm Sock 

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

Two Mice in a Warm Sock by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011

Sockward 

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.

Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.

Sockward by jujuchan October 20, 2009