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sock taco 

The act of inserting a cock covered with a sock into a wet, moist pussy, then letting the sock soak up the wet. Slapping the sock up against a wall to see if it sticks is optional but recommended.
I didn’t have a condom so I figured a sock would work, pull off an old sock taco. And yes it did stick on the wall.
sock taco by Demondogg December 16, 2012
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Pink Sock Taco 

While vigorously engaged in anal sex, you quickly pull out, causing your female partner to experience a pink sock. You then head down south to lick her wound and enjoy a pink taco at the same time.
Hey Dover, you hungry? Naw, I just enjoyed a nice pink sock taco from the married chick from the call center. Thanks for the offer though!
Pink Sock Taco by SD T-Bag April 18, 2009
When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.
Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...
Taco Sock by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026