sobfap 

the act of masturbation whilst being brought to tears.

The pornography I was watching was so depraved that my wank turned into a sobfap.

sobfap by Ssssssshh July 28, 2011

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

Sobfast 

A late night meal. Generally used to skip breakfast in the morning. Used particularly by college students, but it's never been known to discriminate. Usually between the hours of 1 A.M. to 3 A.M.

2 guys hanging out late at night:

"Hey dude you wanna get some Sobfast?" - person 1
"Ya dude im down. Lets order some McDonalds." - person 2

Sobfast by Beerguy420 December 23, 2017

sofaphile 

an adult that is sexually attracted to sofas

Don't sit there.
He's a sofaphile.

sofaphile by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011

sorfapotamus 

a humorous insult to a person who does smething stupid beyond belief

sorf

man u are a sorfapotamus

sorfapotamus by Heik March 9, 2004

sobfastering 

so jaw dropping that you can’t even talk, if you tried to it would sound like “bluh beb blah bub”

“are you serious dude?” , “that is so sobfastering”

sobfastering by Phatty joop May 13, 2021