Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 9, 2011

soberb

A semi-rural neighborhood populated mostly by old people, or by strict religious families. So called for the noticeable lack of parties.

Hey Mark, want to hit up Mickey and see if anything's going down around his area?
Huh? No, dude, Mickey's out of a straight-up soberb.

by An urban guy who doesnt drink January 17, 2008