The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.
I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!
by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2022
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Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.
by WiseBuddha January 23, 2007
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Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus
by jaboc83 June 2, 2013
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You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.
Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
by Channman January 29, 2018
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A nickname for Sophie's, Sophia's and other names close to that. They tend to like it more than the person other people and their nicknames.
Guy 1: Hey Soapie
Soapie:HaY JumBo

Guy: StOp
Soapie:Tehe
by Sims_Nerd November 18, 2019
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1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group

2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.

3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.
1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe

Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?

Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute

2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?

Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe

3) Guy1: Hey Kyle

Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe
by Steve Marshell September 26, 2011
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When you and at least one(1) of your besties get shirtless together and clean off with the hottest water you can find and the finest soaps available.
Yeah we were hoping that before he left for winter break that the boys and I could give Cade a hot soapy! He politely declined as his girlfriend wouldn't be happy.
by Hot Soapier anonymous December 19, 2019
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