(n) Any variant of a collection of the common cold which has been rebranded and marketed as an adjunct sales tool promoting use of an alleged cure for the common cold. Originating from WooHoo in the Far East, syphyllis has resulted in both record breaking sales and profits in the pharmaceutical sector. It is generally regarded as harmless but inconvenient. An infection usually last anywhere from a week and a half to ten days.
Wow. Marti sneezed at last Friday’s sales meeting and this morning half the office has snyphyllis. We’re all going to get the WooHoo boost during lunch.
by Jim Bahb December 6, 2021