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Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.
Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.
Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012
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papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok
“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”
"Surfing damage and getting a stab" -Moo, Spy Surf Stab Tutorial
bro i just got a surfstab on this soldier
surfstab by jay5815 May 10, 2020
To surf in the snow!
Yo mann!~-lets go snurf in the snow today...
SNURF by Snurfer dude December 14, 2010
Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Smurfs by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023
Snobby urbanites, especially those recent haughty urban dwellers who were raised in suburbs, small towns or rural areas. A snurb's childhood was usually somewhat idyllic or quaint. However, when returning to their hometown to visit or for the holidays, a snurb will frequently and sanctimoniously point out how "this particular situation or occurrence" never happens in "this big city," or that people in "this big city" never do "this." Thanks to its humbler origins, a snurb usually identifies itself as being too down to earth to be a hipster, making them even more annoying when they pontificate about the virtues of their adopted metropolis.
Snurbs: "Wow, we can't believe people still (insert) here."

Friends and Family: "Bitch, you only moved to San Francisco a year ago."
snurbs by firebaughmjc December 23, 2011

Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
Smurfs Basket by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010