When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.

Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!

Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

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Surette

To be described as the most sexy badass guy you will every know.

He's so Surette

Surette by Les Awesome July 1, 2011

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Snorvette

A remarkable slow Corvette, usually in the fast lane, going under the speed limit and accelerating extremely slowly.

I merged behind the Snorvette at the light hoping to pass the truck with multiple trailers, but instead ended up in the slow lane.

Snorvette by Lynx[aP] June 6, 2018

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suretteybelly

suretteybelly is the most funny person ever. if someone you know somehow has this unique one of a kind nickname that only one person has on this earth, you’re very lucky. praise this person and buy her mcdonald’s. And if you know someone who is trying to steal this great unique incredible name, poor hot sauce on their chicken nuggets and walk away. this name belongs to only one person. she’s very funny too. super smart,cute,has small feet. so if you’re reading this bug me some bubble tea!

random: “ hey suretteybelly”

suretteybelly by 8.o May 19, 2020

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