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by The Snurch April 24, 2010
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snake church
take me to snurch
by dankest meme April 21, 2015
To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.
That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.
by Snerkist February 22, 2005
When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.
"woah dude you okay?"
"yeah I just snurched."
by WalrusTheSquirrel February 17, 2015
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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.

This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"

From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter November 01, 2005
Apparently 'smell', as a verb. I knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at passing girls. This was UK, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of Dorset.
"Gie us a snurch of yer knickers"!
by Regibald Trouserbleat February 26, 2010
Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.
"Take me to snurch"

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by Snurch May 27, 2015

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