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Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013
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snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.
snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

snoverpost 

when everyone over-posts on social networking sites about how it's snowing outside.
person 1: SNOW!
person 2: omg snowwing<3
person 3: snow snow snow snow!
person 4: wtf mother nature? more snow?
person 5: guys, its snowing!
person 6: HOLY SHIT STOP SNOVERPOSTING!
snoverpost by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME October 27, 2011

snowver it 

when one is very much past the excitement of a big snowfall.
it's been snowing/raining/wintry mix-ing for about 3 days now. i'm snowver it.
snowver it by kds818 February 26, 2010

snowheim 

"Snowheim" is derived from the word "Broheim," meaning dude, buddy, friend, etc. A Snowheim is a bro that one chills with whilst on the mountain, whether skiing, snowboarding, or even sledding. Snowheims tend to be loud and boisterous when on the slopes with other snowheims, and when not on the mountain will often be found either in the local pub, pounding brewskis, or chaying hard in the overcrowded slopeside house that one has borrowed from his parents.
Chad - Dude. My parents are letting us have the house in Aspen again this year. You down?

Brad - That sounds ill, snowheim, I can't wait to hit the gnarly pow.
snowheim by edjsauce June 22, 2011

Snowmeltpocalypse 

Term to describe when winter snow melt is effected by warmer than usual temperatures causing it to melt extremely fast.
Global warming may be the cause for a Snowmeltpocalypse

Unusually warm spring weather could bring a snowmeltpocalypse to the region

Snowmeltpocalypse could push reservoirs the very high levels
Snowmeltpocalypse by |EStarr| April 17, 2011

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? 

A question posed by Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him.

This seemingly rhetorical question is what one asks when one feels that everyone else is asking stupid questions and one wants to join in and/or point out how obviously stupid their questions are. Or, merely, because one wants to find out why so many people are working so hard to kill oneself.
Yossarian was a collector of good questions and had used them to disrupt the educational sessions Clevinger had once conducted two nights a week in Captain Black's intelligence tent with the corporal in eyeglasses who everybody knew was probably a subversive. Captain Black knew he was a subversive because he wore eyeglasses and used words like panacea and utopia, and because he disapproved of Adolf Hitler, who had done such a great job of combating unAmerican activities in Germany.

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any.

“Who is Spain?”

“Why is Hitler?”

“When is right?”

“Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”

“How was Trump at Munich?”

“Hi-ho beriberi!”

and “Balls!” all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:

“Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?”