Snowicane 

A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...

As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...

Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...

Snowicane by Knöt Christ February 25, 2010

snowicane 

The newest retarted weatherman term.When alot of snow is a comin to your neighborhood this what the weather people like to call it.They do this so people panic and rush to the store and buy up all the milk,bread,toilet paper and so you have to wait in line a fucking hour to buy comdoms(so you can get your freak on during the time your snowed in).Anyway the break down is simple snow+hurricane=snowicane=people acting like they never saw snow before and forgeting how to drive.

ahole 1: I saw a snowicane is comin our way on the news tonite. ahole 2: fuck I beter get to the store and buy me up some supplies! ahole 1:Your right thanks for reminding me I better get to the store too,because I might be stuck in my house for ever after the snowicane!

snowicane by car tv February 26, 2010

snowoman 

A snow figure designed to look female. (Opposite gender to a snowman)

They placed the snow together to create a snowoman that stood proudly next to the snowman

snowoman by soph_hendy March 18, 2018

snocean 

an ocean of snow, aka any place that has more than 6 inches of snow

I'm going to go on a journey through the snocean.

snocean by Sam-r-i January 28, 2009

Snowcane 

Snowcane is winter blizzard snowfall conditions with counter clockwise wind motions comparable to a hurricane and all mixed together.

Snowcane conditions throughout North Carolina today.

Snowcane by KanaDawn December 9, 2018

snowcean 

Snowcean is what you see when you look out across the lands and all you see is snow for miles.

This sea of white we see is a snowcean.

snowcean by daveedem February 9, 2010

Frosty the SnoWoman 

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....

They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....

Frosty the SnoWoman by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022