In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.
A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.
Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
The act of snowballing, then transfering the contents of said snowball through the nasal cavity into the nose, then snotrocketing the contents into the snowball givers mouth
As Amber received matts load in her mouth, she then transfered the load from her mouth through her nasal passages with a quick snort, snot rocketing the load back into matts mouth. "amber snowrocketed matt"
When a man goes out into sub-zero temperatures and engulfs his penile section into the snow, only to run back inside and ram it into the behind of a unsuspecting female, (preferably sleeping).
Found out my girl fucked Jake, so I gave her a snowrocket last night and broke up with her after.