A really gay drinking game that involves a cookie(any kind will do), and more than four dudes. They then proceed to take out there dicks and try to jizz on the cookie. The last one to shoot his load is the looser and has to eat the taited treat as punishment.
"David had to get his stomach pumped after loosing at snow cookie."
When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.
If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.