A really gay drinking game that involves a cookie(any kind will do), and more than four dudes. They then proceed to take out there dicks and try to jizz on the cookie. The last one to shoot his load is the looser and has to eat the taited treat as punishment.
"David had to get his stomach pumped after loosing at snow cookie."
When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.
If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.