Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"
by Maviday February 6, 2010
A sexual act, where one or more partners are 'boarded' in a animal cage. The partner on the outside, who has saved up his oils for roughly 2 weeks dumps the oils on the partners who are boarded inside the cage. Snow+Boarding equals snowboarding.
No, dude. I would never subject your or any one I loved to such a foul and depraved sexual act as snowboarding.
by ChristianRadionline January 27, 2011
the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.
FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.
Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
Friend: Dude... its fuckin july
Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.
Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive
Snowboarder: so?
Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.
Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.
Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.
Poser: asshole.
Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)
by sky sky22 December 31, 2009
by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 10, 2004
People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.
If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.
If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.
Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.
Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.
Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.
Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.
Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.
Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.
Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.
by Shutupyou. January 16, 2011
A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 13, 2005
A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 13, 2005