(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
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