When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.
Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.
When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.
If you want to take a homeworkbreak, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.
The Himalayan snowcock (Tetraogallus himalayensis) is a snowcock in the pheasant family Phasianidae found across the Himalayan ranges and parts of the adjoining Pamir range of Asia.
It's a bird, dumbass. Ca-caw or however the fuck they sound like.
The Himalayan snowcock is a large grey partridge-like bird, 55–74 cm (22–29 in) in length and weighing 2–3.1 kg (4.4–6.8 lb). AY YO IS THAT THE FUCKING GRIM REAPER?!?!?!?!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."