In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.
I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.
Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).