snotcork

When you can't breathe through one or more nostrils due to snot blockage.

"Sorry man, I can't breathe right -- I've been snotcorked."

snotcork by Amph Elvis May 13, 2005

snotcore 

A subgenre of punk that is classified by the snotty sounding vocals.

Sex Pistols, GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, the Frantics, and early NOFX are good examples of snotcore bands.

snotcore by Mike Rakhabit April 17, 2006

Snotcocked 

In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.

I can't believe that bitch just snotcocked me.

Snotcocked by Dave Riley May 2, 2005

Snotcorn 

An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.

I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn.

I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.

Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.

Snotcorn by billybobpete August 16, 2009