snotcork

When you can't breathe through one or more nostrils due to snot blockage.

"Sorry man, I can't breathe right -- I've been snotcorked."

snotcork by Amph Elvis May 13, 2005

snotcore 

A subgenre of punk that is classified by the snotty sounding vocals.

Sex Pistols, GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, the Frantics, and early NOFX are good examples of snotcore bands.

snotcore by Mike Rakhabit April 17, 2006

Snotcocked 

In order to be snotcocked one must be slapped in the face by a girl who has just given a hand job and had then sneezed into her hands and then proceeds to smack you across the face.

I can't believe that bitch just snotcocked me.

Snotcocked by Dave Riley May 2, 2005

Snotcorn 

An unusually crunchy, salty bugger that tastes somewhat like chewy popcorn. Snotcorn typically needs to age a bit to reach the right consistency.

I was digging for gold, and found some snotcorn.

I like snotcorn because it is sugar-free but mucus-full.

Dude, when we go to the movies, would you like some candy and popcorn? No thanks, I haven't blown my nose yet today, and I think I'll be eating some snotcorn.

Snotcorn by billybobpete August 16, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016