snorfle

Loud and enthusiastic sniffing of the ground by a large dog in the hope of something to eat or something dead to roll on.

Our walk took longer than it should have because my Labrador Retriever kept stopping to snorfle.

by KatR August 4, 2011

To audibly suck phlegm through one's sinuses. The act of snorfling is often followed with the hock a loogie.

John's boss constantly snorfles when walking past his cubicle. It's disgusting.

by Hancock2 September 27, 2010

Snorfle

She kissed him one more time before he could get away. He snorfled, trying to break the kiss so that he wouldn't be late for class.

by blindmuse April 19, 2009

An extremely enthusiastic kiss, one where lips and tongue are used indiscriminately.

I hadn't seen Tiffany in weeks, and when we finally got to hang out, she tipped me over backwards and snorfled me hardcore!

by KellyM. May 26, 2007

to quickly consume a large amount of food before anybody can stop you or otherwise cockroach something of value without hesitation.

To snorfle several drinks and a plate of hors d'oeuvres before being ejected as a party crasher.

by yack wazoo October 17, 2012

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 10, 2008

The feeling when you open a can of soda and it sprays everywhere.

"Ahh! My soda's spraying everywhere! It got all over my 19th century wedding gown!"

"Dude, you totally snorfled that."

"I KNOW"

by Skirtswithpockets November 8, 2019