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The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
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Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.
Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.
Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021

ripped-snorter 

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.
If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.
Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

snorrowful 

to be both sad and boring
(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.

snorrendous 

Unbearably boring.
After ten minutes of his snorrendous lecture, we were all sound asleep.