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SnoozCream

1. (v) When a situation is mishandled, leading to tragic, life altering consequences, like when someone close to you sleeps with your mom

2. (v) When a prank, practical joke, or exploitation of stupidity is performed on someone that really deserves it, maybe because he slept with your mom

3. (v) A word that can be used to replace other action verbs

4. (n) A mysterious and powerful substance, its mystery is exceeded only by its power
1. Man, that Steve Bartman really snoozcreamed the Cubs.

2. You know that juicehead, date rapist, asswipe from study hall? Well, he left his cell phone on the table and me and Tommy snoozcreamed him by mass texting that he has a tiny pecker.

3. Officer, I only did it because he snoozcreamed my mom.

4. If you ever get a bruise, just rub a little snoozcream on it...all better.
SnoozCream by Lord Baron Von Snooz February 12, 2010

snoozewhore 

you like snoozing so much you would be able to sell your body for just 5 more minutes of snoozing

or

u snooze so much u miss importand events
M: damn! i missed the most important meeting ever!

F: why, where were u?

M: i totally snoozed

F: ur such a snoozewhore dude
snoozewhore by snoozewhorez March 16, 2010

snoozered 

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.
I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!
snoozered by kat51 May 12, 2009

snoozeloseity 

The feeling when attempting an action only to discover that someone or something else has already completed it prior to your attempt.
Richard was going to ask Sarah to the dance, but Chase said he asked her yesterday and that it's a snoozeloseity world out there.
snoozeloseity by Crispy Riddles August 8, 2018

snoozetone 

basically snoring or it could be used as an insult
have you heard her snoozetone lately

he 's a real snoozetone

snoozecake 

A cake consisting of a high dosage of melatonin thus causing whoever consumes it to fall asleep.
"He popped a snoozecake, got him gone for hours."
snoozecake by smokedope2016 April 27, 2025