by Snootie June 26, 2019
A "Snooty Nickelby" is one who likes to leave ridiculous puzzles and codes with unprepared persons with limited time and then exaggerate and complain if said persons don't complete the puzzles to his expected time line. No matter the time frame the puzzles are completed, he will complain about it. He also has a thing for collecting small glass figurines. (He's currently in search of a new He-Man, though what happened to the previous He-Man is still unknown.) For sure, a maker of good bread and soup, Snooty Nickelbys enjoy cooking but rarely extend this to friends whose sole diet consists mainly of avocados and cereal. Snooty Nickelbys will get slightly offended at the previous sentence before it is specified that, "I really appreciate you bringing me bread. And letting me try your soup. But if you ever wanted to bring some more, that would be great!" Snooty Nickelbys are also known for making bold statements such as, "I don't make grammatical errors." In conclusion, the Snooty Nickelby has made it past the first stage of Maddie's puzzle! She has spent waaaaaay too much time and effort on this and she does regret it, however, she isn't stopping now. Enjoy pt. 2!
by RamenBoss September 18, 2018