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A crossbreed of a snail and unicorn. This majestic animal is one in one trillion and is only found in lower parts of Argentina and Brazil. It has a large, hard shell of magnificent colors and a sparkling horn that replicates that of a unicorn.
"Did you guys see that snoonicorn just majestically slide over that fence?!"
by Ghen August 24, 2011