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Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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