The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)

Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"

Snitches Get Stitches by JJLM93 March 16, 2009

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches

Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

snitches end up in ditches by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021

Snitches get bitches 

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.

Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

Snitches get bitches by DrDogBalls June 2, 2017

snitches get stitches! 

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.

While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"

snitches get stitches! by dlee December 3, 2004

PHOTO SINTHESIS 

The art of photo shopping your 25 year old high school picture to be "me last month on vacation" to post on the net.

Photo sinthesis is commonly used to appear you of long ago.

PHOTO SINTHESIS by Anita Loftin October 23, 2007

snitches get no bitches 

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch

Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

snitches get no bitches by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018