by Lawrence Pierce March 26, 2020
Acronym for それ何てエロゲ (Sore Nante Ero-Ge), which means something like ‘What kind of eroge is this?’
Used to depict unrealistic situations that are often seen in the so called ‘eroges’—Japanese genre of erotic videogames, ‘Ero Game’—where the most trivial thing could lead to sexual intercourse.
Since it’s not that common in the West, we may as well explain the local counterpart. See how the plot in modern pornography starts with the protagonist’s daily life which then is interrupted by his lewd desires over his stepmother, he doesn’t take the leap to ask but, lucky for him! After the cupid of love’s arrangements they end copulating after discussing how the president could at least soothe a little the heated polarization between ideologies.
Used to depict unrealistic situations that are often seen in the so called ‘eroges’—Japanese genre of erotic videogames, ‘Ero Game’—where the most trivial thing could lead to sexual intercourse.
Since it’s not that common in the West, we may as well explain the local counterpart. See how the plot in modern pornography starts with the protagonist’s daily life which then is interrupted by his lewd desires over his stepmother, he doesn’t take the leap to ask but, lucky for him! After the cupid of love’s arrangements they end copulating after discussing how the president could at least soothe a little the heated polarization between ideologies.
I end up very tired after school, as usual, it’s pretty darn tiring. I should get home already, today we’re ordering pizza.
“Hey. Where are our parents?”
“Sup. They went to buy the ingredients”
“We weren’t going to order pizza?”
“Yeah, we were. I told Mom that we could strengthen our family bonds by having a fun time making pizza together!”
“I pass”
“Why? It’s going to be fun! Don’t you want to spend time with your stepsister!?”
“I’m too tired for that”
“You’re lying!”
“Just call me whenever you guys finish making your pizzas”
“No! It’s a family matter, no member should be excluded”
I’m seriously tired, do I really have to be part of this nonsense? Like, if it was for our relationship, isn’t enough ordering pizza and talk about something while we eat?
“I’ll go take a nap”
“Wait! Let’s wake you up then!”
“But I refuse”
I start going upstairs.
While I was about to enter my room I caught a glimpse of my stepsister falling the stairs. Jeez...
“Are you okay?”
“Noo! My glasses fell off, I can’t see anything!”
As her hands were looking for the glasses, they both ended up grabbing my pants.
She was still on the floor, and to get some support to get up, she pulled my pants down. She then managed to stand but, unable to see anything, bump into me and we both fell to the floor.
With my pants down, and her crotch on top of mine, I couldn’t think about anything but my primal desires. Our parents aren’t home too... Wait. SNEG?! What kind of stale porno plot is this?!
“Hey. Where are our parents?”
“Sup. They went to buy the ingredients”
“We weren’t going to order pizza?”
“Yeah, we were. I told Mom that we could strengthen our family bonds by having a fun time making pizza together!”
“I pass”
“Why? It’s going to be fun! Don’t you want to spend time with your stepsister!?”
“I’m too tired for that”
“You’re lying!”
“Just call me whenever you guys finish making your pizzas”
“No! It’s a family matter, no member should be excluded”
I’m seriously tired, do I really have to be part of this nonsense? Like, if it was for our relationship, isn’t enough ordering pizza and talk about something while we eat?
“I’ll go take a nap”
“Wait! Let’s wake you up then!”
“But I refuse”
I start going upstairs.
While I was about to enter my room I caught a glimpse of my stepsister falling the stairs. Jeez...
“Are you okay?”
“Noo! My glasses fell off, I can’t see anything!”
As her hands were looking for the glasses, they both ended up grabbing my pants.
She was still on the floor, and to get some support to get up, she pulled my pants down. She then managed to stand but, unable to see anything, bump into me and we both fell to the floor.
With my pants down, and her crotch on top of mine, I couldn’t think about anything but my primal desires. Our parents aren’t home too... Wait. SNEG?! What kind of stale porno plot is this?!
by church of cats March 6, 2021
Acronym for "Syndicat National des Entreprise Gay" or "National Syndicate of Gay Enterprises" in English; a French association created in 1990 by companies with a presence in the homosexual community to create awareness and prevention of AIDS as well as the creation of businesses and services intended for the community. The acronym is mentioned as to point a homosexual demeanor taking place in a context where it can be considered either a pun or a legitimate sexual drive for a member of the same gender. Its use is not intended to take any form of homophobia.
As the evening approaches, the students finished their long and fatiguing school day, and
the gaudy group of friends conformed by high school peers, was finally free and they decided to spend the rest of the day hanging out at Rudolf's house. As they were on their way to his house, a pretty common accident —yet embarrassing for those who are at their puberty— happened: Rudolf's fingers rose George's.
George: "Uhmm....Rudolf..... what....?" He wasn't the one who retrieved its hand first, instead, it was Rudolf's, which quickly went to take cover inside his pocket.
Rudolf: "Ah!.....Uhm....W-What is wrong with you?!"
George: "...But... Ah.... Sorry!"
Both flushed. As expected, that overreaction was worth to laugh and tease at.
Eva: "Come on! Rudolf, you still have a long way to go if you want to seduce George! Ahahahah!!"
Rudolf's face was red hot and, stammering, replied: "I-It is n-not what it looks like!"
Melissa: "SNEG!!! Let me take pictures 4 the record. LMAO This will be greatly awarded by my fellow redditors, UPVOTE!"
Rudolf: "Melissa, how many times are we going to tell you to stop using internet slang in real life?"
Melissa: "だが断る! ( But I refuse!)"
Rudolf: "What does that even mean?! A-Anyway, how about forgetting that all of this happened?"
Eva: "Never!! Ahahahah!!"
George: "Rudolf...."
A sliver of hope was found by George in that event, and although it was pretty embarrassing for them, he felt relieved to cut the distance between him and Rudolf.
the gaudy group of friends conformed by high school peers, was finally free and they decided to spend the rest of the day hanging out at Rudolf's house. As they were on their way to his house, a pretty common accident —yet embarrassing for those who are at their puberty— happened: Rudolf's fingers rose George's.
George: "Uhmm....Rudolf..... what....?" He wasn't the one who retrieved its hand first, instead, it was Rudolf's, which quickly went to take cover inside his pocket.
Rudolf: "Ah!.....Uhm....W-What is wrong with you?!"
George: "...But... Ah.... Sorry!"
Both flushed. As expected, that overreaction was worth to laugh and tease at.
Eva: "Come on! Rudolf, you still have a long way to go if you want to seduce George! Ahahahah!!"
Rudolf's face was red hot and, stammering, replied: "I-It is n-not what it looks like!"
Melissa: "SNEG!!! Let me take pictures 4 the record. LMAO This will be greatly awarded by my fellow redditors, UPVOTE!"
Rudolf: "Melissa, how many times are we going to tell you to stop using internet slang in real life?"
Melissa: "だが断る! ( But I refuse!)"
Rudolf: "What does that even mean?! A-Anyway, how about forgetting that all of this happened?"
Eva: "Never!! Ahahahah!!"
George: "Rudolf...."
A sliver of hope was found by George in that event, and although it was pretty embarrassing for them, he felt relieved to cut the distance between him and Rudolf.
by meow divine church of cats February 13, 2021
A word for snotty eggs, with both words being blended together. The word is completely interchangeable for any already existing word
by Sneg Lover July 19, 2022
greet others with "gung hey fat choy" or "koong yee fat choi" which means "wishing you prosperity and wealth" or "grow rich and (die old and) fat".
variations include: violet sneg, indigo sneg, bleck sneg, black sneg, great sneg
used to say bye to someone who you think you may never ever see again even after a sex night.
variations include: violet sneg, indigo sneg, bleck sneg, black sneg, great sneg
used to say bye to someone who you think you may never ever see again even after a sex night.
some guy: well, i guess that's it for us.
some other guy: violet sneg, my mofo
some guy: yeah, farewell or whatever.
some other guy: violet sneg, my mofo
some guy: yeah, farewell or whatever.
by zonkniches March 9, 2010