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sleeping sneeker 

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing
Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker
sleeping sneeker by tempa E April 28, 2011
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Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes
A guy who smells girls bike seats.
The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.
- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro
Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022
A sly person who sneaks out
F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker
Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.
Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*
Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.
"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"
sow seeker by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003