Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

Sneaking out like a sneaker by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020