Snarred 

The act of fucking with, or being fucked with, by restaurant personnel. Retaliation for treating restaurant personnel poorly for perceived wrongs.

Jeff was an asshole to the waitress so she Snarred his meal.

That burger king employee spit on my burger, I've been Snarred!

Snarred by TobyTobiTobias May 2, 2014

Sparried 

"Getting Sparried"

Being so drunk you go cross-eyed. Named after a guy who cant see straight. Like straight at all, like you look at him and he seems like a frog, one eye on you, one eye in the sky.

"Oh man I was so sparried last night I couldn't see straight"

"Hey who wants to get sparried?"

"Bro I was so sparried I ended up pulling a Matarangas in the bed"

See Matarangas

Sparried by MilitaryClassAct August 25, 2011

Snarred 

To be snarred means to be lit or on a different plane of existence. Most times means to be high or drunk, although you don’t necessarily have to be on anything to “snarred.” Being snarred can just be high off of adrenaline. If you’re having fun, or maybe a little too buzzed, you’re snarred af bro

Yo I was at this party last night and Maddie was super snarred it was hilarious

Snarred by Actingstar March 9, 2019

Smarried 

unhappily married.

Hi I'm smarried to the slob over there.

Smarried by LilCarol August 31, 2021

Smarried 

Being legally separated but acting/living as though still married.

My new boyfriend is smarried and still lives with his wife and kids.

My girlfriend canceled our date to spend time with her husband who she is smarried to.

Smarried by FollowMeForRelationshipAdvice March 30, 2023