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venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk
Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.
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Name to describe a party. Crazy, out of control, and lots of drinking and stripping, and loads and loads of fun.
I hope this party turns out to be a sarles
sarles by Josei June 21, 2008

snarbles 

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.
damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.
snarbles by sean November 15, 2003

Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!
Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.
Venetian Snares by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

starless 

completely out of it, especially due to intake of drugs or alcohol. from the original meaning, to be lost.
George: "Haha, what happened last night?"
Bill: "Man, that LSD got you fuckin' starless"
starless by |david| September 9, 2006

Snarls Barkley 

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.
"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"
Snarls Barkley by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009
Code for blowjob. One of those words that is fun to say, hear and experience. Origins of the word can be traced back to the Suberbs of Atlanta Georgia.
Douche Biggalo: Hey bro, your girl is the jam yo! Have she given you a B.J. yet?

Me: (whispering) STFU cockblocker, my girl is right over there so get some sense and don't mess up a potential snarlee time.
Snarlee by JD7Z33 January 26, 2009