snarktapuss Share definition Flag Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy. Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her. snarktapuss by Snarky lady November 11, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the snarktapuss mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch