The most snarky comment one can make. The ultimate achievement in snarkiness. One aspires to be labeled snarkariffic.
I thought listening to her run down the latest celebrity train wreck's characteristics, snarky point by snarky point, was vicarious fun, but when she ended with 'I'd feel sorry for her if she'd come from the shallow end of the gene pool, but her mother sucked up something from the drain, and voila, Boopsie was begat!' I declared her just plain snarkariffic.