snarfing

constantly talking non sense that nobody cares about

While Alfredo and Dom are trying to enjoy a night Andy starts snarfing to ruin all the fun

by BigNooch October 16, 2013

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004

Snarf

The act of sneezing so hard that you fart with great pain.

That pepper made me snarf so hard, i thought my colon was going to fall out.

by Jack Bequick November 10, 2009

snarfing

insertion of the nose into a cat's butt repeatedly until satisfaction has been achieved.

yo wanna snarf after school" or "yo i'll snarf you up, bro" or "yo where the snarfing at?

by Mr. Bastianpants November 11, 2010

Snarf

To Snarf some one:
To step into a random or non random persons face and while doing this you shout the word,"snarf!"
If the individual jumps or is frightened by your "snarf" you have accomplished.
or it can be used as a replacement word.

" Hey, guys lets go snarf this little clown."
"oh yeah, man do it. it'll be funny"
"snarf!"
"hahahahaha, what a girl you snarfed him so bad"

or

"What the snarf!?"
"maaan i snarfed your mom last night, i was dissapointed."

by Mathew Rose January 25, 2008

Snarf

To place ones nose into the hole of the rectum of another person while they inflate your nostrils with flatulence.

Tiffany ate a can of beans and thought it was hilarious when she snarfed lashawn

in this example tiffany would be the snarfalufagus since she was the one snarfing

by clucbag July 4, 2011

Snarf

Verb

The act of shaking some total strangers hand after surreptitiously loading your hand up with scrotum sweat.

"Watch me, I'm gonna snarf that congressional candidate after the convention."

by Voxtorious October 20, 2006