Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard
Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.
When you wipe a booger on someone.
I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.
that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.
"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"
Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.
When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.
An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"
Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.