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snardlump 

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.
I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.
snardlump by zippy March 8, 2005
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This word has been in wide use around the Chicago area since I was a kid in the 1960s. It is the nasty black conglomerate of snow, ice, soot and car exhaust particles that forms underneath your car or truck after weeks of constant sub-freezing weather.
In Chicago, snard is an ever present visual reminder of how depressing winter can be.

You can near the unmistakable sound from the alley of someone knocking snard from their car.

Snard is the number one reason for rusting undercarriages in UP Michigan.

Snard makes car wash operations rich.

Snard is about the yukkiest stuff ever.

People down here in Maryland have no concept of what snard is. They are lucky.
snard by Bill Peters August 31, 2006
The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.
Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”
Snarditis by snarditis May 3, 2022
sneaky or otherwise nasty meaning to a reply or comment.
Thats a nice top your wearing ,(snardy) pitty about the smell off it though.
snardy by Buttons O tool September 11, 2008
A soon to be common form of the words fuck, shit and damn. Also can be used to substitute the phrase "oh crap".

Mainly used to stop children from learning actual curse words and getting kicked out of daycare for repeating them in front of their daycare provider.
Boss:Rachel did you fax that thing I sent you?

Rachel: Oh snardle!!!
snardle by Queen Rachel the 3rd April 22, 2008