real snapple facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack November 25, 2008
Otherwise known as some Good, Clean, Snapple Fun, this term is used whenever Snapple is used as a chaser for an alcoholic beverage One generally talks about Snapple Fun as a classy way to convey the fact that one will be spending their thursday night getting their drink on. With Snapple as a chaser, of course.
by fairfieldfox January 22, 2010
When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.
by FredGrabauskas October 13, 2007
The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.
by J34sus April 26, 2007
Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact
by Mr7evem January 23, 2022
A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.
Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..
Abrreviation:
Snap Fact
Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..
Abrreviation:
Snap Fact
"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."
"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"
"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"
by Myrealnameisnotmypseudonym October 21, 2011