Super Snapple (n.)- Adding alcohol, usually vodka, to a bottle of Snapple in order to conceal its contents.
Also: A popular drink to relieve the daily stresses of being white.
Also: A popular drink to relieve the daily stresses of being white.
After stealing his parents' bottle of Tanqueray, Garrett made a Super Snapple to help him get through his morning classes.
by LL's Crew June 30, 2006
Deriving from the term "Oh Snap", "Oh Snapple!" is a term simply meaning "Oh my gosh" or "Ooh". Can be used when a "Burn" takes place, or in any shocking, funny, or crazy instance.
Georgia- "Sasha, are you wikipedia?"
Sasha- "Not that I know of..."
Georgia- "Then why do you keep changing your story?"
Nicole- "OH SNAPPLE!"
Lynn- "Burn!"
Monica- " That was incredibly lame Georgia, get some good jokes, whore."
Sasha- "Not that I know of..."
Georgia- "Then why do you keep changing your story?"
Nicole- "OH SNAPPLE!"
Lynn- "Burn!"
Monica- " That was incredibly lame Georgia, get some good jokes, whore."
by CoconutMuffin February 8, 2011
Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!
Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...
Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...
by LitBitch297 March 12, 2019
When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.
I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.
by Roobrocop July 8, 2014
"Why doesn't her billionaire boyfriend just produce the play for her? He could do that with his Snapple money."
by chiagruff November 2, 2010
Delco at heart. My in laws were at a graduation party. The host had a bar full of snapple drinks. Not just the regular size, but the larger ones. One of the kids had one, did not finish it, and brought it home. Later the kid said that the hosts must have been rich. So, now we say snapple rich.
They must be snapple rich!
by Tdent465 June 23, 2022
The Term "Oh Snapple!" Is An Exclamatory Phrase;A Playful Indication Of Surprise, Misfortune, Or Insult. The Term Derives From The Phrase "Oh Snap". The Origin Of The Word Is Random. The Term Was Invented At Hanna High School In Brownsville, Texas By Stephanie. See OH SNAP,Also Holy Shit
by David Gonzalez January 15, 2006