A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.
I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.
by Audiocronic March 19, 2007
Snapfishing is when below average looking people use Snapchat or other picture filters on social media/social sites in order to catfish unsuspecting victims.
Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.
Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.
Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.
Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.
Unsuspecting fool: "Damn girl you're amazingly beautiful"😍😍😘
Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!
Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!
Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!
Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!
by Jess S.2017 October 26, 2017
A combination of the application Snapchat and the word selfish. The act of being inconsiderate or selfish with one's snapchat usage. Those who are being snapfish only "open" snaps, never send any of their own, or possibly send snaps of lesser value in return
"Damnit Sheena! You always open my snaps but never send me
anything back! You're SO snapfish."
"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.
Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.
anything back! You're SO snapfish."
"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.
Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.
by EZLN¡yaBasta! November 12, 2014
by T bomb October 27, 2006
When you see a picture of someone with a filter applied and they are proper decent, all of a sudden the filter goes and they're are proper fugly
Have you seen this girl mate? How can she go from goddess to swamp monster with the removal of a picture filter, she has proper snapfished me
by Backamo August 25, 2017
When a person’s profile picture looks nothing like they do in real life thanks to Snap Chat style filters. A common deceptive practice used on social media and dating apps. Coined by SB
by ZeroDaycgy-ca November 25, 2020
The combination of the word snapchat and catfish. A snapfish is a person who‘s a catfish, because if Snapchatfilters.
Friend: You look like a total Snapfish hhehehe!
Snapfish: No, I swear I look the same without those filters!
Snapfish: No, I swear I look the same without those filters!
by whitesauceehihiheee January 6, 2019