snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.

1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”

snakefish by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018

snapfishing 

Snapfishing is when below average looking people use Snapchat or other picture filters on social media/social sites in order to catfish unsuspecting victims.

Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.

Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.

Unsuspecting fool: "Damn girl you're amazingly beautiful"😍😍😘

Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!

Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!

snapfishing by Jess S.2017 October 26, 2017

snapfish

A Snapfish is a conjunction of two words:
Snap; implying a tight, grip like fit of something (think Tupperware lids), and
Fish; referring to the greatest of man's inventions, the pussy.

I had some vaginal intercourse with Mrs. Asia—She has a snapfish, my cock is actually longer and thinner now, huzzah.

snapfish by Audiocronic March 21, 2007

Snapfish

A combination of the application Snapchat and the word selfish. The act of being inconsiderate or selfish with one's snapchat usage. Those who are being snapfish only "open" snaps, never send any of their own, or possibly send snaps of lesser value in return

"Damnit Sheena! You always open my snaps but never send me
anything back! You're SO snapfish."

"Bro 1: Bro, I sent crystal like an 8 sec nudie. She sends me back a 5 sec snap of her face.

Bro 2: Snapfish bro, snapfish.

Snapfish by EZLN¡yaBasta! November 11, 2014

Superfishal 

Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.

Rob thrusts the fish closer to towards the camera. Rob is superfishal.

Superfishal by iceman 69 September 30, 2022

SNAPFISH

dirty vagina, infection, yeast infection

you got a dirty snapfish bitty

SNAPFISH by T bomb October 28, 2006

Snapperfish 

When a Girl who is usually nice and happy turns snappy or smart ass!

Dude, Danielle sure was a little snapperfish today.....

Snapperfish by Buck Owens August 30, 2010