Snank - A snuff-wank. The ultimate extreme self pleasure activity. This can involve knocking one out after taking a lethal overdose or if you are more adventurous, when skydiving without a parachute.

Boy: Oh my God mummy, why is that man touching himself in the lion enclosure?

Mother: Cover your eyes my dear, this could very well be a snank.

Snank by Doubledex August 20, 2011

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snans

the snazziest mongoose there is.... has the hottest yoga bootie youve ever seen. his hair looks like shiny string cheese on november 87th. he is hotter than a rattone on leg day and is currently in a relationship with thanos's younger brother sedrick diggory.

person 1: snans is one snazzy man....
person 2: ikr he's such a hottie
person 1: he's hotter than timothy c.
person 2: youre hotter than timothy c.
person 1: *starts making out with person 2
snans: ooooo la la baaabbaayyy

snans by ur mums a beefcake January 5, 2022

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snanny

1) a stupid nanny
2) a creature that lives on the planet of morgoth V. it swings from tree to tree and yells, "SNANNYYYYY" before descending to the purple grass. covered in oils that prevent it from being caught, the snanny is theorized to be a close relative of the crunklypunkle.

Dad: where the hell are the kids?
Mom: I don't know, I left them with the nanny and came home to no one.
Dad: Fucking snanny!

i caught a snanny in a net once, but it sprayed dinglegruts at me and i dropped it in the confusion. i smelled terrible for weeks...

snanny by climpifats April 24, 2009

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