snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

snailmail by Igor November 25, 2003

snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".

Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.

snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

snail mail 

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

My uncle send it by snail mail.

snail mail by language changes May 13, 2005

snail mail 

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

snail mail by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Snailman 

Snailman is an urban legend from the Chicago land area. He is short ,well dressed sophisticated humanoid man with a snails shell on his back. He enters peoples dreams through a giant dreamcatcher that is a portal to the dream world and attempts to steal your deepest secrets and desires.

The snailman entered my mind in a dream , using illusions to deceive me.

Snailman by Big Pappi September 9, 2020

SnailMilk 

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

SnailMilk by snails4ever November 5, 2008

snailtrail 

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.

Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.

snailtrail by Seeg June 3, 2006