snail party Share definition Flag It's that thing where you cover yourself in Vasaline and crawl on the floor until someone comes in with the salt "Are you going to that snail party on Saturday?" "Nah, man, that last one got way too salty." snail party by cc27 September 23, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the snail party mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch